queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via hipsdontlie-hiddles)

spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

(via invariably-volatile)

toptumbles:

Little dog trying to sleep on big dog

(Source: toptumbles.com, via invariably-volatile)

Tags: doggies

(Source: princesconsuela, via naomster)

Tags: Friends

hipsdontlie-hiddles:

benedict—cumberbatch:

anigrrrl2:

John is the sexiest motherfucker out there. 

I love that in the first episode when Mycroft asked John to spy on Sherlock for money, it was more than likely a test to see whether Mycroft was able to trust John with Sherlock or not… And John’s smile indicates that he’s aware that’s what it was. This scene subtly, but clearly, acknowledges that. God I love this show so much!

(Source: sherlock-undercover)

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

(via castielscrumpets)

Can we talk about how adorable it is that Dean knows image

exactly how Sammy sleeps?image

he’s mapping it out

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putting himself in Sammy’s (oversized) shoesimage

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tosses and turns like the rebel he is

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till he settles down into

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you guessed it:

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right where Dean knew he would

(Source: crouchingsavagehiddenhyneman, via why-am-i-so-awesome)

"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."

— (via bittergrapes)

(Source: jessielou24, via hipsdontlie-hiddles)

I didn’t… I didn’t set her straight. [x]

(Source: markoruffalo, via cptstevenrogers)

Tags: James McAvoy

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via aphfandoms)