antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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do not
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enough
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

(via madnessburns)

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

(via madnessburns)

niick4:

does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that

(Source: stability, via trenchcoatedangel)

gerominoooo:

omg i love people that have an unexpected aspect to them

like some girl you know who wears light pastel or polkadot dresses who is actually hardcore into classic rock

or a really loud, obnoxious, athletic swaggy boy who’s favorite show is doctor who

or even a really quiet, awkward girl who makes a lot of penis jokes

i love those people

(via madnessburns)

One time in high school a teacher called me a ‘she’

jeremyraycisscum:

so I said, "I’m actually a boy, Miss."

Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, "YOU’RE NO BOY!"

I turned around to him.

he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”

I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.

I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.

That more trans people will be supported, and visible. 

(Source: dickmongler, via madnessburns)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via madnessburns)

shannibals:

Get your head in the game Hannibal!

(via empatheticwillgraham)

Tags: Hannibal

mycroftspanties:

paopaoguy:

ifuckinghatetomhiddleston:

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

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wow this boy is a fucking saint

I will always reblog Sir Tom Hiddleston

(via madnessburns)

freddythefandomhorse:

My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.

freddythefandomhorse:

My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.

(via theangelhastheimpala)